NOW that Mark McGowan is no longer premier, I wonder if he will grow a ZZ Top beard, get fat and shuffle around Rockingham Beach with a metal detector. […]

ABRAHAM begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat Judah, and Baby Roy begat Roburger. Well not really, but it feels like burger joints are springing up all over […]

STILL paying off the Christmas credit card? Hanging on by your fingernails until the January pay cheque at the end of the month? With this in mind, the Chook decided […]

PRINCE Harry spent a lot of time banging on about his todger in his memoir Spare, but another quirky titbit was his love of “posh” fish fingers in his childhood, […]

AFTER six hours of Christmas shopping in Garden City, I was losing the will to live. The final straw was some fat guy dressed as an elf trying to sell […]

I had Xanadu blaring at full volume as I roared down the Canning Highway in my Holden Astra. Stopped at the lights, windows down, I got strange looks from a […]

I USED to know a “Baby Roy” back in Glasgow. Unfortunately he was a bald, fully-grown psychopath who would lob mutton pies and empty cans of lager at folk passing his […]

I’VE been keeping an eye out for Sacha Baron Cohen on the Cappuccino Strip. A few weeks ago it was reported he had relocated with his family to WA, so […]

WAKING up to find a half-eaten kebab in my jacket pocket was a regular occurrence during the 1990s. It coincided with “Cool Britannia” and England rising from its imperial ashes […]

I’D been hearing good things about Kava Cafe, so my wife and I headed there for breakfast this week.  Nestled in the Bicton burbs, the cafe is just off Preston […]