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NOW that Mark McGowan is no longer premier, I wonder if he will grow a ZZ Top beard, get fat and shuffle around Rockingham Beach with a metal detector. […]
NOW that Mark McGowan is no longer premier, I wonder if he will grow a ZZ Top beard, get fat and shuffle around Rockingham Beach with a metal detector. […]
ABRAHAM begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat Judah, and Baby Roy begat Roburger. Well not really, but it feels like burger joints are springing up all over […]
STILL paying off the Christmas credit card? Hanging on by your fingernails until the January pay cheque at the end of the month? With this in mind, the Chook decided […]
PRINCE Harry spent a lot of time banging on about his todger in his memoir Spare, but another quirky titbit was his love of “posh” fish fingers in his childhood, […]
AFTER six hours of Christmas shopping in Garden City, I was losing the will to live. The final straw was some fat guy dressed as an elf trying to sell […]
I had Xanadu blaring at full volume as I roared down the Canning Highway in my Holden Astra. Stopped at the lights, windows down, I got strange looks from a […]
I USED to know a “Baby Roy” back in Glasgow. Unfortunately he was a bald, fully-grown psychopath who would lob mutton pies and empty cans of lager at folk passing his […]
I’VE been keeping an eye out for Sacha Baron Cohen on the Cappuccino Strip. A few weeks ago it was reported he had relocated with his family to WA, so […]
WAKING up to find a half-eaten kebab in my jacket pocket was a regular occurrence during the 1990s. It coincided with “Cool Britannia” and England rising from its imperial ashes […]
I’D been hearing good things about Kava Cafe, so my wife and I headed there for breakfast this week. Nestled in the Bicton burbs, the cafe is just off Preston […]