• Head chef and staff at The Turban on Stock Road in Melville. It looms over Stock Road like some ancient monument to the Curry Gods – a time when […]

ELECTION fatigue is already setting in and we still have 14 toe-curling days to go. So far we’ve had ScoMo staunchly defending his homemade chicken korma, playing songs about Cuba […]

TIME doesn’t stand still in Melville – it goes backwards. The pace of life is so slow I once saw a pensioner over taken by a tortoise in a wheelchair. […]

I’M not a fan of shopping malls. They always remind me of the film Dawn of the Dead, where zombies instinctively flock to the local shopping centre to buy toilet […]

WHICH of the two cooks in Baby Roy’s is the burger joint named after?  D’Angerous Dave and I pondered that existential ditty while devouring some of the best burgers we’ve […]

THE menu at Melville’s Blend cafe comes with a warning: the squid includes tentacles. As far as I’m concerned the crunchiness is a plus. This long-established, still funky and very […]